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"Stories from the Dating Trenches: Veteran Tactics, Tales & MAN-euvers" puts a new spin on the tactics of dating. This humorous dating manual outlines tried-and-true dating strategies, adventures from the front lines, and evacuation plans, also known as breaking up. As your ally in the dating trenches, DeWitt believes that although you can't change your dating past, you can change your dating future. Oorah!

"I've read a lot of dating books, but this one is different - you can actually use the tactics right away! Stop waiting around for Mr. Right, and rev up your life with this hilarious field manual."
- Captain Karen, Dating Trenches - Anchorage, AK

"If you've ever had that one date where you thought you should write a book about it, then this is it. The Date Diva craftily displays the best, worst, and just downright funny dating stories that everyone can relate to."
- Sergeant Melissa, Dating Trenches - Scottsdale, AZ

"Finally a book for those of us in the dating trenches. What a great read...I laughed until I cried. It's comforting to know that unusual things happen to other people, too."
- General Reba, Dating Trenches - Paradise Valley, AZ

"From a male perspective, DeWitt has unleashed a book of truths and comedies that EVERY man can learn from while enjoying some great laughs. Fortunately, I have managed to escape being one of her subjects, at least I think I have, this time around."
- Colonel Keith, Dating Trenches - Phoenix, AZ

About the Author:
Kristi DeWitt, aka Date Diva, was born and raised in Anchorage, AK, where she enlisted in the dating corps at the age of 16. After serving honorably in the dating trenches for 25 years, DeWitt decided to use her powers for good and share her strategic tactics, MAN-euvers, and humorous tales from the front lines with her comrades in arms - YOU!
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